to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power drown in water

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the power to turn retarted

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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the power to kill yourself

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!