the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to kill you self.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to transform into yourself.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!