The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!