- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power of self mind control

The power to read this.

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

the ability to levitate

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power of 12% levetation

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

Pointless Super Powers