the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to see into the present

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to burn the sun.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!