The power to be blind

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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yo mama

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!