the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power of women's rights.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to die at will

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!