The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to have no power

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to eat socks

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!