The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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Dejavu

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!