the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to be a woman

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the power to eat bread

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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the power to get in the van

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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the power to write on cellophane

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!