Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to have another pointless superpower

The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to rite liek dis

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to speak to toasters

the power to turn into a tree

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!