The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

thumb_up thumb_down -90

the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

thumb_up thumb_down +153

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

thumb_up thumb_down +143

the ability to type slower.

thumb_up thumb_down +137

???q? ?o?? sp??oq??? ?nq ????u o? ??!l!q? ???

thumb_up thumb_down +131

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

thumb_up thumb_down +129

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

thumb_up thumb_down +123

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

thumb_up thumb_down +121

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

thumb_up thumb_down +121

The power to have any power on this site.

thumb_up thumb_down +119

the power to relive the least important moments in history

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

thumb_up thumb_down +115

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

thumb_up thumb_down +115

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

thumb_up thumb_down +113

Delayed Reaction Man

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The power to not be color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to both love and hate marmite.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to die everytime you pee

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to have a power

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!