the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!