The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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the power to eat with your butt

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!