- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The power to be a common person

The power to not move but your always happy.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to fly if you are eating.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to shoot glue from your penis

Pointless Super Powers