- Pointless Super Powers

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

The power to turn anything into Oreos.

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The power of women's rights.

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to fly upwards but not downwards

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!