- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

the power to control urine

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

The power to get foot-boners

The ability to see everything in black and white.

the power to randomly die at any moment

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to fuck everyone.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

the power to be able to speel ronj

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

Pointless Super Powers