thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to smell water.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The ability to change your weight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!