the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to fail at life

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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swear words -jesse

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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Nipple Radar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!