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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.
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The power to be born again
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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf
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The power to cum out of your finger tips
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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.
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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)
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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes
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Nipple Radar.
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Being alive (until you die).
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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)
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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.
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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.
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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.
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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit
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The power to permanently shorten your own penis
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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe
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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort
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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.
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the ability to invent cheese and toast
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The power to enhance your enemy's strength
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the power to turn retarted
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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.
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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die
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The power to fall in love reptiles
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!