the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to be powerless

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The ability to see through insects.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to control urine

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The power to be blind

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!