the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to divide by 0

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the power of fart helium

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!