The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!