- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to be powerless

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

the power to fart out of your penis

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

Nope. Just nope.

The power of learning

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

The power to Google "Google".

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... hayball rolls

The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

The power to understand math.

The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

The power to turn wine into water

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

Pointless Super Powers