Super-slowness

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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the power of fart helium

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The power to get foot-boners

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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the power to control urine

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to smell poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!