the power to give yourself sunburn

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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the power to become demented

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to be a walrus

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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to power to do the bird is the word

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Stop clapping

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!