the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to even

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!