The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to start time.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!