The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

the power to be super ugly

The power to see through anything except air.

the power to turn into amy rose

the power to be forever alone

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

the power to eat with your butt

The ability to not live forever

The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

The power to turn into birdseed

The ability to visually contract STD's

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

the power to not have powers when you need them most

The ability to make your heart teleport.

My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!