- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

the power to get married

The ability to yell through your nose

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

Pointless Super Powers