the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to die.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to have no power.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!