- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to ?-1.

The power to be powerless

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to Google "Google".

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

Nope. Just nope.

The power to shit on the ceiling

Super-slowness

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

the power to get a free game but can't play it.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

Pointless Super Powers