- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a power

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to murder rocks.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to have no superpower

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power of night-blindness.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

Pointless Super Powers