The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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the power of fart helium

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to shrink boobs

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!