the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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Having the power to stand still

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The power of women's rights.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to divide by 0

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to die at will

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!