the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!