The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to wish you had a power

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The ability to pass out at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!