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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day
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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.
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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C
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the power to fax people with your mind
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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.
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The power to die.
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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.
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The power to have superpowers from the beginning
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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try
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Aweonao
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the power to run in slow motion
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The Power of Anti-Sex
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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore
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make your arm REALLY. fart power
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The ability to de-carbonate soda
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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.
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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.
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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples
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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it
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The power to turn 12% invisible.
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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium
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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.
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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.
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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!