The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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spontaneous ejaculation

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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to do nothing

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to to think less

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!