The power to block your own powers

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to die

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The power of self mind control

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!