- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The abilitie too spell corectly.

To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to have no power

The power to fap without satisfaction

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground