- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to poop whenever you want.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power of 3 seond super strength,

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to see air

The power to have a power thats a power

lol

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

the power to summon a massive midget

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to read terms and conditions

Pointless Super Powers