the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power of 12% levetation

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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Being alive (until you die).

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Dejavu

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!