SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to start time.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to read this.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!