The power to get rid of only your own power

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the power to get sick

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to turn into random objects

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!