The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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the power of fart helium

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to think about useless power

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to be born again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!