the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

The power to snore inhumanly loud

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

The power to look like yourself

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

the power to glow in the light

The power to not have any power.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to make people work and read ????

The power to obtain money, by going to work

the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!