The power to die everytime you pee

The power to instantly kill yourself

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

The power to die

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

The power to see through windows

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to revive Hitler.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to blow up when you blink

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!