The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to die.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!