the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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Nipple Radar.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!