The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to punch that like button

The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

The power to turn into random objects

The ability to make water luke warm.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

ability to levitate using my fart...

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to achieve 98% opacity

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to murder rocks.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to sleep through a dream.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!