The power to turn into a pebble

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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Acid tears.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!