No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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power to be an alcohoic

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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the ability to become black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!