The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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to do nothing

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to ?-1.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power of learning

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to be powerless

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!