The power to waste money

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!