The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to be dead

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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See through invisible people

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!