The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to herd cats

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to be fireproof under water

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!