The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to punch that like button

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!