- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

the power to talk to fish but not people

the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

the ability to look into your brain

ability to levitate using my fart...

Pointless Super Powers