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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.
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ability to swim like a frog with no legs
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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`
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ability to run very fast forever
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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking
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The power to tickle your own feet.
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The power to throw fireballs only under water
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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.
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the power to control your own body movements
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the power to morph into yourself
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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents
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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.
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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...
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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.
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The power to jerk off with no hands.
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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before
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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.
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The power to sweat soup.
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The power to fly but only when your on the ground
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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.
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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose
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The power to glow while under the sun
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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you
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Delayed Reaction Man
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!