The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to have no powers

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!