The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to lick your balls.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!