the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!