the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to rite liek dis

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to turn into a tree

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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cry acid tears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!