The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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the power of words

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!