- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to sleep through a dream.

the ability to look into your brain

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power of night-blindness.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

to make your bowel work backwards

Pointless Super Powers