The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to have any power on this site.

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to do nothing

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to have a power

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!