the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to drown on land.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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the ability to look into your brain

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!