The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to have any power on this site.

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to do nothing

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to have a power

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!