The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to see through glass

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power drown in water

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!