The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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the ability to look into your brain

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to die when you get old

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Every time you clap some one dies

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to be a common person

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!