- Pointless Super Powers

The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell poop

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

The power to fap without satisfaction

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to live through a Twilight movie.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy