- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The ability to talk to bacteria

the power to change people socks on command

The power to smell poop

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

the power to make glass clear

The ability to smell colors.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

the power to die at will

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to pick thing up with your feet

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to walk into Mordor.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

Pointless Super Powers