To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to turn into a pebble

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to fail a test everytime

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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Dejavu

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power of 12% levetation

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to be shitty

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!