The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

the ability to look into your brain

To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

The power to cum out of your finger tips

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!