The ability to be heard in space

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to lick your balls.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!