- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through glass

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

the power to turn into amy rose

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of fart helium

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to do something while you can play games.

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

Pointless Super Powers