The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to have a power

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to have no superpower

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to fail a test everytime

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!