The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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the power to nit propely

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to die

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!