power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to die when you get old

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!