the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!