The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to die when you get old

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!