The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to smell poop

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to touch your toes

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the power to die at will

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to fart at will.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!