- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to die when touching any form of light

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

the power to not have super powers...

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

the power to sleep during day

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to turn anything into Oreos.

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power of having the highest rated comment

Pointless Super Powers