The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!