The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to release the bogus

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!