- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn any object into food

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The ability to make water luke warm.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

Pointless Super Powers