The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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Acid tears.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!