- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

the power to turn into amy rose

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to murder rocks.

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power of night-blindness.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to ejaculate

Pointless Super Powers