The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to start time.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to sweat soup.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to die

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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the ability to become black.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!