the power of words

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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Acid tears.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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Dejavu

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They power to be able to make meth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!