the power to eat bread

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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the power to beathe

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to be superman with no power's

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the power to talk backwards

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to plank

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!