The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to have a small penis

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See through invisible people

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The power to be dead

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to do nothing.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!