The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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Stop clapping

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!