The power to self destruct

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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See through invisible people

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to be dead

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to burn the sun.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!