the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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Stop clapping

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to shit in your eye

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to make everything worse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!