The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to be born again

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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the power to not finish your

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to be half invisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!