The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to die on command.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to read your own mind!

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!