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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.
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The power to murder rocks.
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The power to have no superpower
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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole
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The power of 3 seond super strength,
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The power to run at 0.5mph
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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.
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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out
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The power of night-blindness.
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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.
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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.
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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.
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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down
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The power to ejaculate
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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!
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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.
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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.
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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases
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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water
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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.
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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series
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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop
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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!