The power to swallow instead of spid

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!