The power to see through windows

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to die when you get old

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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Acid tears.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!