The power to ejaculate

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!