- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn any drink into pee.

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

The power to predict yesterday's weather

The power to live through a Twilight movie.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to walk into Mordor.

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The ability to read braile.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The ability to see into the present.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

See through invisible people

Power to give birth through your penis.

Pointless Super Powers