the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to self destruct

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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See through invisible people

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The power to be dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!