The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to have a power

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!