- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

The power of laser pointer vision.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The power to scare female plants.

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The power to punch that like button

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

The power to turn into random objects

Pointless Super Powers