The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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the power to jizz money

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!