The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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Nothing

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!