- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

the power to talk to fish but not people

The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

The power to have backround music in your life.

The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

the power to go slower than a snail :l

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The power to block your own powers

The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

Pointless Super Powers