- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to invent cheese and toast

the power to make glass clear

The ability to talk to bacteria

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to fart at will.

The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to touch your toes

The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

the power to relive the least important moments in history

the power to die at will

The power to turn any drink into pee.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

The power to pick thing up with your feet

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

Pointless Super Powers