the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The ability to change races.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!