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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.
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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.
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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."
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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power
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The power to no sweat in the cold.
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The power to climb ladders faster.
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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol
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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land
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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind
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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!
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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.
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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards
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The power to get this. Do you get it?
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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.
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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year
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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.
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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.
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the power to like mass effect 3
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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces
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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people
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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.
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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.
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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.
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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!